No Girlfriends Please

Boy to his friend: Today I am very sad,

My ex girlfriend has send me new happy

pictures with her new boy friend,

to make me feel jealous. What should I do?

Friend: You just send all these pictures to her dad.

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Boy to her girlfriend: How do I play flute?

Girl: hmm. I wish you were on a radio show.

Boy: oh really? Thank you so much.

Girl: Yes it is true; at least I can turn off the radio when you play flute.

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If a girl says that do not get worried about this thing.

It means it is the only thing you should be worried about.

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