No Girlfriends Please
Boy to his friend: Today I am very sad,
My ex girlfriend has send me new happy
pictures with her new boy friend,
to make me feel jealous. What should I do?
Friend: You just send all these pictures to her dad.
Boy to her girlfriend: How do I play flute?
Girl: hmm. I wish you were on a radio show.
Boy: oh really? Thank you so much.
Girl: Yes it is true; at least I can turn off the radio when you play flute.
If a girl says that do not get worried about this thing.
It means it is the only thing you should be worried about.