Boys vs Girls Messages

No Girlfriends Please

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages on May 4th, 2012 by admin – Comments Off

Boy to his friend: Today I am very sad,

My ex girlfriend has send me new happy

pictures with her new boy friend,

to make me feel jealous. What should I do?

Friend: You just send all these pictures to her dad.

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Boy to her girlfriend: How do I play flute?

Girl: hmm. I wish you were on a radio show.

Boy: oh really? Thank you so much.

Girl: Yes it is true; at least I can turn off the radio when you play flute.

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If a girl says that do not get worried about this thing.

It means it is the only thing you should be worried about.

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Codes For Boys

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages on February 3rd, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Girl’s Language:

Stupid
(You are Smart)

Idiot
(You are Looking Cute)

Shut Up
(I Love U)

I’ll Kill U
(I’ll Die 4 U)

Good Night
(Everyone Is Slept
U Can Call Me Now :-)

Forward Girls To Laugh
n
Boys To Understand.

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Polio

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages on January 26th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Boy: Mein 4 years ka hn, aur tum?

Girl: Mein bhi 4 years ki hn,

Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?

Girl: kahan?

.

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Boy: Polio k katre peene yaar.

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Nice Joke

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Funny Messages on August 25th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Boy: Jaan meri aankhon me dekho kia he?

Girl: (Sharmaty howe) Sacha pyar.

Boy: O Anni….. Machhar nikal.

Waddi ayi sacha pyar…

Rishta Wohi Soch Nai

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Funny Messages, Insult Messages on August 22nd, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Boy: Tum shadi k bad apne liye alag ghar

to nai mango gi.

Girl: Nahi, Mein aisi lardki nahi hun

Tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena.

RISHTA WOHI, SOCH NAYEE

STAR PLUS

Funny Message

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 30th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Boy:

Agar mein mar gaya to tum dosri shadi karo gi?

Girl:

Nahi, mein apni behan k sath reh lon gi.

Aur Agar mein mar gayi to?

Boy:

Mein be tumhari behan k sath reh lon ga.  :)

After Engagement

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 20th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

After engagement!!

Girl:

“Now stop looking at girls, you are committed”

now.

Boy:

“Oho! what is that mean? If i am on diet, that does

not mean i cant look at menu”:)

Aj kal k students

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 20th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Teacher:

“Kal class se kyon ghayeb the?”

Boy:

“Girl friend se milne gaya tha”

Teacher:

“Kiss liye?”

Boy:

“Yes Miss bohat sare kiss liye”:)

Boys vs Girls Text Messages

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages on June 24th, 2010 by Brain Austin – Comments Off

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