Flirt Messages

Dont Look At Me

Posted in Flirty Text Messages on January 26th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

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Boys have Good Imagination

Posted in Flirty Text Messages on January 3rd, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Why do these girls look beautifool?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautifool because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

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Million Dollar

Posted in Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on August 25th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

If God asked me,

“What do you want, A million dollar

or a true friend?

I will definitely chose

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A million dollars.

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Be practical yaar, mil kar urayen ge.

Funny Message

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 30th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Boy:

Agar mein mar gaya to tum dosri shadi karo gi?

Girl:

Nahi, mein apni behan k sath reh lon gi.

Aur Agar mein mar gayi to?

Boy:

Mein be tumhari behan k sath reh lon ga.  :)

A Nice Statement

Posted in Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 24th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

I am not scared of proposing the girl,

but i am scared about,

What would happen if she agrees!:)

After Engagement

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 20th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

After engagement!!

Girl:

“Now stop looking at girls, you are committed”

now.

Boy:

“Oho! what is that mean? If i am on diet, that does

not mean i cant look at menu”:)

Aj kal k students

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Flirt Messages, Funny Messages on July 20th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Teacher:

“Kal class se kyon ghayeb the?”

Boy:

“Girl friend se milne gaya tha”

Teacher:

“Kiss liye?”

Boy:

“Yes Miss bohat sare kiss liye”:)

Flirt Text Messages

Posted in Flirt Messages on June 29th, 2010 by Brain Austin – Comments Off

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