Funny Messages

Nice And Funny Messages

Posted in Funny Messages on May 4th, 2012 by admin – Comments Off

Technology and science has touched its peak,

Now you can talk to moon from your planet earth,

Do you want to try this?

It is very simple,

Just dial from your mobile number,

(Your cell number) :P

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Sardar learnt A-Z English alphabets

A= An apple

B= Big Apple

C= Chocolate Apple

D= Double Apple

E= Eight Apples

F= Fat Apples

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Z= Zindabad Apple

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Girlfriend to her sheikh boyfriend:

You can give me this cute ring,

This will remind me of you each time I will see this ring,

Boyfriend: you can remember me for your whole life,

that you asked me for ring but I did not give you the ring.

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Very Funny Messages

Posted in Funny Messages on December 10th, 2011 by admin – Comments Off

Boy: I love you so much,

you mean everything to me.

And you are the most beautiful girl on this earth.

Girl: oh really, but there is another girl

standing behind you and she is more pretty than me.

Boy turns around and founds nothing.

Girl: you see, you looked behind because

you were telling me a lie.

Moral: Never mess with smart girls.

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Just think about it…..

We send many useless sms to many people.

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Then

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Then here is another one.

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Very interesting and hard fact,

Always remember that,

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In a peanut biscuit you can see peanut,

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But no one can find wall in walnut biscuit :p

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Great Funny Messages

Posted in Funny Messages on July 18th, 2011 by admin – Comments Off

Wife:

Why last night you were abusing me in your sleep?

Husband:

No, I think you have misunderstood.

Wife:

But…how?

Husband:

I was not asleep.

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Wife:

I have heard that in heaven,

it is not allow living with your husband.

Husband:

Yes it is true.

Wife:

But why it is so?

Husband:

That is the reason, it is known as heaven.

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Judge in a court to a fat woman:

You are very brave and bold woman. You alone have

beaten thief so badly and then you sat on him.

Woman:

Yes I did it but it was by mistake, because

I thought that he is my husband

who arrived at home late at night.

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Nice Funny Jokes For You

Posted in Funny Messages on July 17th, 2011 by admin – Comments Off

If you think that my sense of

humor is not so impressive

And my jokes are boring,

does not make you laugh.

Please tell me honestly

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So that we can laugh at you.

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Indian girl:

I will marry the person; who is rich,

handsome and honest.

Pakistani girl:

I will marry the person who has Generators

and U.P.S installed in his house.

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Husband:

To judge, my lord I want divorce

My wife has not been talking to me for one year.

Judge:

Ok. But think again because only a lucky person

that you have such a wife.

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Important To Us

Posted in Funny Messages on March 11th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Teacher : Which is more important to us,

the sun or the moon?

Boy: Moon…

Teacher : Why?

Boy : The moon gives us light to see the

couples sitting on the bench dating

but the sun gives us light when no one is dating.

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Your Birthday

Posted in Funny Birthday Messages on March 2nd, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Today is your birthday,

don’t pull your hair,

Look in the mirror,

nature was fair.

Not a day over twenty,

I’m kidding! you’re plenty.

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Oxygen

Posted in Funny Messages on February 23rd, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

I want you to know that you are very important to me,

It’s impossible for me to live without you,

even for a moment!

You are my life &

I see you everywhere…

EXCUSE ME…

I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.

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You Are Unique

Posted in Funny Birthday Messages on February 7th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,

Family and friends, obvious invasion.

Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,

If you complain, might get a strike.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,

Excuse to celebrate, they all came to cheer.

Deep down inside, you know that they care,

You are unique, normal is rare.

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Another Birthday

Posted in Funny Birthday Messages on February 7th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

I want you to know older people

are rewarded and respected in some cultures,

so have fun and enjoy on your

another fantastic birthday.

Happy Birthday

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A quarrel

Posted in Funny Messages on January 21st, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

After a quarrel, wife said to her husband,

“you Know, i was a fool when i got married with you.”

The husband replied, “yes, dear,

but i was madly in love And I didn’t notice.”

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