Insult Messages

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Posted in Insult Messages on December 7th, 2011 by admin – Comments Off

Please do not read this messages

if you are not a mental case,

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So this message confirms and verifies

that You are still a mental case…: p

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No one believes me when I told them

that Monkeys can now get the official CNIC

Please send me your CNIC I want to show it my friends.

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I do not know but every time I see you on road

You just look perfect, Smart and handsome,

I cannot hold emotions and my heart begins to sing,

Who Let the Dogs Out…

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Funny Collection Of Insult Messages From Lovely Text.

Frog

Posted in Insult Messages on January 26th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Its monsoon

& I’m sure “you” must be very happy.

“you” must feel like going out, jumping here and there,

sing songs, splash water & find some one special.

Right?

Every FROG feels the same:)

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Great Collection Of Insult Messages

From Lovely Text.

27th Alphabet

Posted in Insult Messages on January 23rd, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

Which is the 27th alphabet in English??
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r u seriously looking down 4 answer ??

Oh ! God….

Which school ?? ;-)

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Sweet Collection Of Insult Messages

From Lovely Text.

When Close Friends Meet

Posted in Insult Messages on January 4th, 2011 by boombird – Comments Off

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing…

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

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Funny Naughty Messages from Love Messages World

Rishta Wohi Soch Nai

Posted in Boys vs Girls Messages, Funny Messages, Insult Messages on August 22nd, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Boy: Tum shadi k bad apne liye alag ghar

to nai mango gi.

Girl: Nahi, Mein aisi lardki nahi hun

Tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena.

RISHTA WOHI, SOCH NAYEE

STAR PLUS

Wehem He

Posted in Funny Messages, Insult Messages on July 30th, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Teacher:

Bacho! past present aur future tenses ki

koi misal dain. Jese k,

Mein khubsurat thi,

khubsurat hun,

aur khubsurat rahon gi.

Children:

Ap ko wehem tha,

wehem he, aur wehem rahe ga.

FIFA In Pakistan

Posted in Funny Messages, Insult Messages on July 23rd, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

Congrats GUYS!

FIFA has announced 2018 world cup

in Pakistan

And

Naseebo Laal will sing the official song….

“WAKA WAKA GUJRA WAY, FUT’BALARA WAY”

Female Hormones

Posted in Funny Messages, Insult Messages on July 23rd, 2010 by admin – Comments Off

After Drinking…

Men talk unnecessarily,

Become emotional, drive badly,

stop thinking, fight for nothing…

CONCLUSION:

Alcohol contains “female harmones”…

I am Busy

Posted in Funny Messages, Insult Messages on July 21st, 2010 by Rocking Buddy – Comments Off

Why “cute” people always say,

“I am busy”

?????????????????

Think………

I will tell u later, becoz

Right now……..

“I am Busy” (‘-’)

Insult Text Messages

Posted in Insult Messages on June 30th, 2010 by Brain Austin – Comments Off

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