Lovely Text Messages

Please do not read this messages

if you are not a mental case,

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So this message confirms and verifies

that You are still a mental case…: p

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No one believes me when I told them

that Monkeys can now get the official CNIC

Please send me your CNIC I want to show it my friends.

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I do not know but every time I see you on road

You just look perfect, Smart and handsome,

I cannot hold emotions and my heart begins to sing,

Who Let the Dogs Out…

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Funny Collection Of Insult Messages From Lovely Text.

Its monsoon

& I’m sure “you” must be very happy.

“you” must feel like going out, jumping here and there,

sing songs, splash water & find some one special.

Right?

Every FROG feels the same:)

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Great Collection Of Insult Messages

From Lovely Text.

Which is the 27th alphabet in English??
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r u seriously looking down 4 answer ??

Oh ! God….

Which school ??

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Sweet Collection Of Insult Messages

From Lovely Text.

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing…

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

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Funny Naughty Messages from Love Messages World

Boy: Tum shadi k bad apne liye alag ghar

to nai mango gi.

Girl: Nahi, Mein aisi lardki nahi hun

Tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena.

RISHTA WOHI, SOCH NAYEE

STAR PLUS

Teacher:

Bacho! past present aur future tenses ki

koi misal dain. Jese k,

Mein khubsurat thi,

khubsurat hun,

aur khubsurat rahon gi.

Children:

Ap ko wehem tha,

wehem he, aur wehem rahe ga.

Congrats GUYS!

FIFA has announced 2018 world cup

in Pakistan

And

Naseebo Laal will sing the official song….

“WAKA WAKA GUJRA WAY, FUT’BALARA WAY”

After Drinking…

Men talk unnecessarily,

Become emotional, drive badly,

stop thinking, fight for nothing…

CONCLUSION:

Alcohol contains “female harmones”…

Why “cute” people always say,

“I am busy”

?????????????????

Think………

I will tell u later, becoz

Right now……..

“I am Busy” (‘-’)

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