Teacher to a student pathan:
My son why are you crying?
Pathan: sir, the school bell has been broken
Teacher: Then? What is the problem?
Pathan: How will we go to our home because
we cannot listen off bell?
A pathan sat down on a wrong seat in a plane,
He was unwilling to change his seat arguing that
pathan do not change their decisions,
A man came close to pathan and whisper something in his ears,
Pathan stood up and sat down on the next seat,
Everybody asked the person, what he has told him in his ears,
Man replied: I asked him where he is going and he said I am going to Dubai
Then I told him that the next seat is for Dubai and you are
sitting on a seat which is for Lahore.
So he changed his seat.
Pathan was walking down the street,
He found a 1000 rupee note,
There was written in the center of note ” Eid Greetings”
Pathan put down the note in his pocket and said thank you.
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