Lovely Text Messages

Teacher to a student pathan:

My son why are you crying?

Pathan: sir, the school bell has been broken

Teacher: Then? What is the problem?

Pathan: How will we go to our home because

we cannot listen off bell?

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A pathan sat down on a wrong seat in a plane,

He was unwilling to change his seat arguing that

pathan do not change their decisions,

A man came close to pathan and whisper something in his ears,

Pathan stood up and sat down on the next seat,

Everybody asked the person, what he has told him in his ears,

Man replied: I asked him where he is going and he said I am going to Dubai

Then I told him that the next seat is for Dubai and you are

sitting on a seat which is for Lahore.

So he changed his seat.

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Pathan was walking down the street,

He found a 1000 rupee note,

There was written in the center of note ” Eid Greetings”

Pathan put down the note in his pocket and said thank you.

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New Collection Of Pathan Messages From Lovely Text.

Pathan ne college khola,

Par kisi ne bhi admission nai lia,

Sab confuse the,

Kun k

College ka nam tha:

WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS…:)

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Nice Collection Of Pathan Messages From Lovely Text.

Molvi taqrir kartey howe:

Wo kon sa wakt ho ga jab bhai bhai ka nahi

behn behn ki nahi, maa beti ki nahi baap bete ka nahi?

Pathan: Aftari ka wakt.

Aik pathan ki shadi par doston ney dulhan

ki jagan aik larkey ko bitha dia.

Pathan ne ghounghat uthaya aur

khush ho k bola: Insaan ka niyyat saaf ho

to kiya nai milta.:)

Teacher: Sardar ki 5 biwian, 20 bache aur pathan ki 1 biwi, 9 bache.

To batao in dono mei kon acha he?

Student: Score to sardar ka acha he,

Magar strike rate pathan ka…

Principal: School ka time 8 bajy ka hai

aur tum 9:30 pe kun a rahe ho?

Pathan Student: O yara tum hamara intezar mat kiya karo,

school laga dia karo.

Khaybar Pakhton khwa ki manzori k bad,

Pathan bhaiyon ka aik aur mutalba…

“Naswar qoumi phal qarar dia jaye”

Question:

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What does “pipe pipe por por pipe por

pipe por means?

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Answer:

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A pathan is giving you his phone number…

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“55445454″

Aik pathan k han dus betiyon k bad beta howa.

Pathan ne os ka kia naam rakha ho ga?

socho……

Mushkil tareen khan:)

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