Lovely Text Messages

There’s a funeral procession of a sardar

going on a busy street.

All the sardars in the ‘mayyat’ are dancing

the bhangra and singing and general

‘balle balle’ is on. The people on the street

find it strange that instead

of mourning everyone is celebrating as if

its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh,

Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur

aap naach rahe ho?; …comes the reply,

Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!!

Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!

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Sardar to his friends:

Ask me anything i will tell you in english.

Friend: Agarbatti di english das.

Sardar: Le das aye kera mushkil aye,

“If 32″…..

Aik sardar baraf ka tukra otha kar

ose ghour se dekh raha tha.

Admi: Kia dekh rahe ho sardar ji?

Sardar: Dekh raha hon ye leek kahan

se ho rahi he…:)

Sardar: Doctor sahab plastic surgery karwany

mein kitna kharcha aye ga?

Doctor: 5 lacs

Sardar: Tay plastic apna howe tey feir?

Aik sardar apni maa ki kameez aur

baap ki shalwar pehan kar bazaar mein

ghoom raha tha, kisi ne pocha,

Yeh kia fashion he?

Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy style…

Teacher: Sardar ki 5 biwian, 20 bache aur pathan ki 1 biwi, 9 bache.

To batao in dono mei kon acha he?

Student: Score to sardar ka acha he,

Magar strike rate pathan ka…

Police afsar:

Tumhari madri zuban kon si he?

Sardar:

Koi nai…

Police afsar:

Kion?

Sardar:

Meri ammi goongi thin….

Judge:

“Tum tesri bar adalat a rahe ho, tmhen sharam

nahi ati?

Sardar:

“Janab tusi te fer roz hi aonde o, tawanu te dub

marna chaida ae”

Sardar told his friend:

“Yar ik larki menu hans k wekhdi ae”

Friend:

“oye confirm kar le!! hans k wekhdi ae, ya wekh

k hansdi ae”:)

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